"DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE GUM??"
"No." I tried turning away, but then he said something I couldn't understand and then ended the whole conversation with "...that's why."
Wait, was he trying to give me a reason why I wasn't giving him gum? Here's a reason, I don't give gum out to strangers. And that's such a weird thing to ask for. I've had strangers ask for money, the time, ciggs, but gum? Gum costs 50 cents. And I'm not trying to be cheap or anything. My mama always told me not to look through my bag in front of strangers.
Well, the lesson I learned here is--"stop chewing gum like a cow." And now I have the Billy Madison song stuck in my head.
1 comment:
Yikes! That's ridiculous. It annoys me when people ask me questions when I'm listening to music too. Don't they see the earbuds coming out of my ears?! lol.
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